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leaving this account.

..create a new one? nay?

NO ONE?!?!

HOLIDAYS SLKF;LSKDLF;LSD Yesterday I bought a SNES and got myself a hawt boi to play it with and I slept like a baybeh for the first time in ages! I did however get sunburnt on the good ol' rack... bah!
I haven't really had much time to do productive things yet though.. that's how the holidays go.
Now for some friendly summer advice about nakidity
1. Don't cook toast in the nude if you area tall person because then you will burn your willy in the toaster.
2. Make sure your boardies are tight enough so that when a wave comes they won't come off and float away. This will result in a wili rash.
3. We all love to sleep naked on hawt summer nights, right? Well make sure to get dressed before leaving the room in the morning (half true story, you know?)
4. Getting naked in summer means more room for vitamin D!

That's all folks!

Bandit died today, I just burried her. It was my first funeral ever, I wasn't allowed to go to my friends funeral, mom said it would be too traumatic for me. I guess she was right. I was crying so hard when I went to bury her. It was so awful, I had to pick up her dead stiff body and place it into a frickin' Salada box. She didn't fit, I had to bend her tail. I then took her to the yard to bury her, I couldn't dig a big enough hole and began crying again. Mom and dad came home then and found me crying in the dirt holding a shovel in one hand and her box in the other. Mom went to hug me and I dropped the box, I couldn't help but scream and go mad when I heard her body go ka-thunk everywhere, it was so horrible. They took me to a better place to bury her and dad dug the hole.
I don't want anyone else to leave me ever again, I'm so sick of it all. Don't get close to me if you wanna live! I'm cursed!

Am I being over reactive? I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!